NEWS:
Today at morning recess I blew 3 inches! Did you know that the smallest bat is the bumble-bee bat? Today it snowed! But it was more like ice.

WEATHER:
Right now is 36 degrees, Tonight is 25 degrees, Tomorrow is 45 degrees.

VIDEO:
You can watch this 100 times and still be laghing!

JOKES:
(Me) Whats your fav. food? (you) pie. (me) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE AND LISTEN TO ME!

GOOGLE:
Plain.